Sunday, April 17, 2016
CHILD SERVICES AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME
When I was 6 years old I got onto the monkey bars and could only make it halfway across so I held on and called my dad over to help me cross the other half. So he comes over and extends his loving arms like he's going to help me but instead he de-pants me and I'm still holding onto the monkey bars but pantsless and my dad is laughing at me and I feel this cool breeze pass by so I look down and realize what's going on and think, "ah, good one" and then I start laughing but then the humilation sets in and within about two seconds I transition from laughing to crying and I'm still holding onto the monkey bars and my dad is still laughing at me and the rest of my family/relatives are watching this all go on not knowing what to do because they're good people who have better parenting skills and I look back and although it was awful at the time this experience has helped me better embrace life's many surprises
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oh my heck :'D too funny
ReplyDeleteThat happened to me once sorta. I was maybe 9 or 10 and swimming with an older family friend when we were horsing around and he picked me up and swung me on his shoulder and started spinning me around. Unbeknownst to him he had accidentally pulled my swim trunks down a little when he grabbed me so I was basically 360 mooning everybody in the pool.
ReplyDeleteyou are my favorite person.
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